Wons upin a time, lived a young man what was known to all what knowed about his as Nad. Now, Nad lived deep inside the jungkle of South America on a tree. Though he was human he had been razed by a pride of misplaysed lemurs what took his in after he was abandent nearlyby.

"What an ugly baby you has", said the other lemurs to Lucy Lemur who was Nad's sortagate mother and who seemed not to notice that Nad was not her own. It was true. Nad was indeed a freakish lemur. His rear hands were without graspers. Eksept for his head he was bald.

Leonard, Lucy's mate, did his beast to shield Nad from the other lemur children, what loved to torement Nad and stuff - mostly stuff. To Leonard and Lucy, Nad was a beautifool, albeit graspless and baldsome son.

One day, when Nad was well upon his pubertree, he was playing with hisselves acause noone else would. He would pretend to be a part of the tree and holt hisselves very still. That is probably why the tiger di'n't knowtice his at first. Nad had never seen a tiger, but sensed that the beast must be at least as dangerous as it was toothsome.

The tiger pawsed directly under the tree Nad was pretending to be a part in and snift the air. It was a meaty smell he (the tiger) thought - not at all like a tree. Then, following his knows, the tiger looked up into the tree and saw Nad.

"EEEEEEEEP!", screamt Nad as the tiger leapt up into the tree. Nad climbed higher. The tiger did too. Soon Nad was at the very top of the highest branch along with the tiger what was nipping close to Nad's heels.

Leonard Lemur heard Nad's screaming and almost insteadly he and Lucy and the whole lemur flock were on the scene doing what they could to watch Nad get ate without getting ate themselves.

The combined wait of Nad and the tiger bent the branch until the tiger was able to walk straight over to Nad instead of climbing up to him. As it came closer he growlt and stuff and opened his mouth wide enough to swallow Nad whole. "N-n-n--nice p-p-pussy", stuttert Nad, as he froze with fear.

Then Nad passt out and fell off the branch. The limb, relieved of Nad's wait - snapped straight up, catapawlting the tiger accrost the jungkle where he was never hurt from again.

Lucy and Leonard rusht to his side to be sure he was dead. Nad was dazed from his fall but otherly not the werser. From then on the lemur herd looked to Nad to protect them from stuff what might kill him.

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