Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Do you answer your email?
A: I get a lot of email. I answer it all.

Q: If you answer all of your email then how did the first question get to be a FAQ?
A: Heh - ok you got me there. Seriously though, a lot of people begin their emails with something along the lines of "You are probably too busy to answer this but..."

Q: Are you single?
A: Yes.

Q: Where do you live?
A: You first.

Q: Have you ever been published?
A: No. I reserve all rights until such time.

Q: If you could be a tree what kind would you be?
A: Get outta here.

Q: There aren't many questions here, you know?
A: No, these are only the ones that are asked frequently.

Q:Like my last one?
A: yes.

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