Thank you for visiting my web site.

I'm an old man. In my day, we di'n't have web sites. We di'n't have no steenkin Internet either. We used charcoal to write stuff on the back of shovels. That's the way it was and WE LIKED IT! When we wanted to "comMUnicate" we'd step outside and yell at the neighbors like, "HEY! KEEP YER FREEKIN DOG OUTTA MY FLOWERS!". We di'n't need no steenkin email… when we wanted to send someone a message, we'd just walk down the street and hand them the freekin shovel! That's just the way it was - and WE LIKED IT! Used to be an IP address was the freekin place you took a leak! Well, I hope yer all happy with this "INforMAtion SUperHIGHway". In MY day a superhighway was a two lane road… and we got all the information we needed from shoveling dog poop outta the freekin flowers! And WE LIKED IT!
 

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