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Schtepsin, Schraypit, and Hoezitoff Law Firm

Trial Attorneys and Ex-perienced Lawyers

We are a law and lawn sevice firm located in rented office space. We represent dawgs and their owners and specialize in failure to bag yer dawg's crap cases. We are aggressive trial attorneys and ex-perienced lawyers providing really cheap profeshinel legal represensation.

We Get Your Dawg Off!
or there's no fee!

Call 1-800-HOT-DAWG TOLL FREE.

We offer a comprehensive general practice:
  • Failure to Scoop
  • Animal Husbandry
  • Bassett Testicle Support
  • Chewowow Battery
  • Hyrdrant Abuse Cases
  • Bag Custody
  • Liver Assault
  • WUI (drunk walking)
  • Crotch Harrasment
  • Pootle Hosing Case

Let us help you protect your legal rights and shit!

The hiring of a lawyer is an important decision and should not be done without consulting a lawyer.

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