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A Short Long Story
She was an entomologist, having majoretted in linguistic pasta at Orkin U. She graduallated eventusually, for she was tarty for all of her class. He was a former Sobiet KFC agent, who'd gone on to a forechin in cookies, even though he himself was lack toes intallerint. To him she seemed sinceyouwas at first leer, to her he was a former Sobiet KFC agent, who'd gone on to a forechin in cookies, even though he himself was lack toes intallerint. Be that as it may and became later, that fateful night they first met, any sparks what may have flu were grounded in the wet fog that turnt to rain and brought them to drip together in a phone booth also occupied by a guy who isn't in this story but was also trying to get out of the spark extinguiseding rain and stuff. True they were both wet. True he did have his groin packed closely into her behindnessment because that other guy had his elbow in his. Still her writhing get-off-of-me's and his thrusting get-yer-elbow-out-of-my-ass's did not stir the sort of passion that might have been aroused were they in the privacy of a place that wasn't a phone booth or had curtains. When the rains stopped he felt oddleggedated to offer to buy her a cup of coffee... she had afterall writhed him off... at least he hoped that it wasn't the elbow. Like all wimmin, she accepted cause even though they say they are capable of writhing and just walking away they can't. They call you the next day and ask you if you have enough underware and what did you have to eat and tell you about their friend's neighbors cousin's Aunt who knows a lady that works in Walmars what just had the most precious baby they've never seen. They sat in Denny's now, drying off and drinking the House Blend java; him remembering her soft bottomed dance against his thrusting (in defense) lower torso and her trying to think of a baby she could tell him about. The waitless came over and aksed would they like to order anything and it was then - when in eunichsomes they both said sametimely "Original Grand Slam" that they realized that fate had crossed their paths and maybe that guy wasn't gay he just had fateful elbows is all. The next day they married, had two children, and umbrellas. The End |