| Freekin' Martians And Stuff we gotta stop 'em - or else! | |
| General Stewart defending Earth from the Freekin' Martians! | |
| Too Much Information we DON'T need to know this crap - k? | |
| Hot Fudge Sunday the hazards of late nite TV movies. | |
| Creamed Corn Sucks if it's on the menu get the hell outta there. | |
| A Closeup Look At The Toilet to be read sitting down. | |
Keep
It Clean all about moving.  Hear
it! |
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| Charles, You Freekin Sissy neighbors suck. | |
| Ali's Cats just what *do* you do with a cat in heat, dammit? | |
| Fetch
*THIS* you need a new best friend. Hear
it! |
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| How Aloha Can You Go? dances with mongeese. | |
| Love It or Lump It fill *this* out. | |
| The Deal With Wheels transportation issues. | |
| Spare Parts free trade scrutinized. | |
| Blue Subjects off-color moments. | |
| Spottin' Aliens they live. | |
| Goin' Out With Flare keeping the heat in yer afterlife. | |
| Time Travel the present makes the future the past. | |
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“...watching a walmartian get eated to death by a gazillion ginny pigs aint a pretty sight - no matter how many times you watch it in slow motion...” |
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